The election looms as Ned and Flyvaw step up their rivalry. Can Jack crow really overcome his reputation as a petty prankster to win over the rest of the student body? Will helping him do that really win his affection? What does his butt even look like!?

Jack Crow wants to be president of his American magic boarding school. He is a mysterious dreamboat rumored to have a perfect butt. He is also a slacker troublemaker who is not well liked by the faculty. Getting him anywhere but detention is going to be an uphill battle. Thankfully He has attracted the eye of Ned Godkiller and Flyvaw Crankyshanks. Both boys want him to notice them, and they’ll do anything to make that happen.

James invites Jess Fink and Eric Colossal to get romantic with Emily Care Boss’s Shooting the Moon. In this episode the three build an American magical boarding school full of wonder, whimsy, and raw hormonal lust.