"Skyjacks" Backlog

After a quick scouting mission, our heroes return in time to get presents! Also, the cast of our show learns that the upcoming battle has real stakes determined by popularity, plot relevance, and how much James likes doing the voice. CONTENT WARNING Main Show:  Mention of JO Jerry, mention of Ryan Lochte’s  fake mugging Dear Uhuru:  In-universe … Read more

After a quick scouting mission, our heroes return in time to get presents! Also, the cast of our show learns that the upcoming battle has real stakes determined by popularity, plot relevance, and how much James likes doing the voice. CONTENT WARNING Main Show:  Mention of JO Jerry, mention of Ryan Lochte’s  fake mugging Dear Uhuru:  In-universe … Read more

The Uhuru Crew wraps up their vote on whether they plan to battle the forces of The Mariner on Nordia’s behalf or evacuate as many people as they can before drowned sailors overrun the town. CONTENT WARNING Main Show: Refugee story, Travis undermines democracy, Dear Uhuru: We have all of the horniest characters on the … Read more

Due to technical difficulties, this episode was recorded twice. The same events roleplayed twice. Travis seeks out Jonnit and Gable to tell them about his encounter with Orimar. The Uhuru crew votes on how to handle the inevitability of an attack on Nordia by The Mariner. CONTENT WARNING Main Show: Bathroom jokes, nudity Dear Uhuru: What … Read more

Jonnit, Travis, and Gable consider their options for fending off the forces of The Mariner after considering the desires of The Wasp and Nodoze. Their planning is somewhat disrupted by an important announcement made by one of their close friends. CONTENT WARNING Main Show:  Descriptions of violence, preparing for a serious crisis, a reckoning Dear … Read more

Back on the Uhuru Gable takes a moment to walk Margaret off the ship and the two discuss Travis’ decision and Gable’s problem. Hornet “The Wasp” Beeman approaches Jonnit and Travis trying to convince them of her plan to escape The Mariner, while Nodoze pushes for his own plan to have the crew face The … Read more

Gable learns about the terrible secret at the heart of Il Sangue Dio and it has big implications for them. It’s a little fucked up. Jonnit, Travis, and Margaret sneak aboard the Slain Church ship using one of her spells. CONTENT WARNING Main Show: Implied torture, flayed skin, dismemberment, kissing Dear Uhuru: Internet bullshit, poorly remembered … Read more

Jonnit wakes up to find Adrianne has been caring for him and jumped to some pretty wild conclusions. Galbe has to focus the totality of their mental powers into outwitting Wario. While Travis resolves his final heartbreak with Margaret before moving on to make a promise. CONTENT WARNING Main Show: Manipulating faith, grief, implied parental trauma … Read more

Travis comes to terms with a heartbreak he has been avoiding with the help of some gentle bullying from Margaret. Gable finds themselves in the brig aboard Il Sangue Dio and if that weren’t bad enough one of the Uhuru orphans decides to follow them aboard. CONTENT WARNING Main Show: Grief, trauma, heavy emotional content, … Read more

Jonnit is in the sea cave watching Adriane’s service when the rain starts to flood lower Nordia. Panic sets in and many of the worshipers in the Slain Church’s evening ceremony are elderly. It is up to Jonnit and Adriane to help people cross the bridge and reach Upper Nordia, before the floodwaters claim the … Read more