Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, after a lovely vacation to Fantasy, Jeff and Aaron return to the dark reaches of space! This journey to new heights is all thanks to an incredible prompt from twitter user @Shannondapper “suggestion: a vampire. But from space?” Behold, our Dark Magickal Thralls! The Empress Plasmagore is born!
"All My Fantasy Children" Backlog
32. History Lesson: The Old Moon
April 13th, 2017Welcome, Junior Wizards, to an All My Fantasy Children History Lesson. Today, we will learn about the Old Moon and The Perilune who ruled it. The past is riddled with questions, and with these lessons, we hope to uncover the secrets of the old.
31. Squash Cornfield: Chef des Ténèbres
April 10th, 2017Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, Jeff and Aaron have gazed into The Dark Magickal Spiral Ham, and it gazed back… Thanks to a prompt (below) from Joe Pavelka, we meet Squash Cornfield, the Archmage Chef. Sometimes an episode is better listened to than read about. Some say the path of pleasure is the opposite way … Read more
30. Rinel and the Forest Fighters
April 4th, 2017Welcome, Jr Wizards! This week, after allowing the Dark Magickal Spiral Ham to develop some flavors, Jeff and Aaron have returned to the smoke shack to birth a tabletop character! This week, they have used several of @thefoxblood’s prompts, but to start… “A Kobold. That’s it. Have at it. #Koboldprompt” At long last! A Kobold! … Read more
28. Ravenspire: Fullpunk Achemist
March 13th, 2017Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, the Super Ham Brothers handle one of their most powerful clogs to date! The only way down this Dark Magickal Drainpipe is by channeling the energy granted by a prompt from @rkreutzlandry “A rock (and roll) gnome who died in a pyrotechnic display and has returned as a ghost” to … Read more
All My Fantasy Secrets: 1
March 8th, 2017Welcome, Junior Wizards! The Spiral Ham has unexpectedly released a torrent of Dark Magicks, revealing a glimpse of All My Fantasy Secrets, our Patreon-exclusive series! Aaron and Jeff wanted to share our January episode in order to give you a taste of what the Dark Magickal Patreon Ham offers to those willing to stare into … Read more
27. Piera Spencer: Knick-knack Baddie-whack
March 4th, 2017Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, with the end of the Dark Magickal Blizzard, Jeff and Aaron have been reunited and can once more gaze into the Spiral Ham! The Ham’s energy traveled through a prompt from @Swordgirlfriend on Twitter “A mage who just wants to be a rogue” To create Piera Spencer! With the help … Read more
26. Trance Halford: Go Galactic
February 27th, 2017Welcome, Jr. Wizards! This week, we catch up with Jeff as he braves the Dark Magical Blizzard that separated him and Aaron! Armed with the prompt, “an astronomer who searches among the stars in hopes to find an answer to their personal insecurities,” Jeff scans the galaxy for a way back to the Dark Magical … Read more
25. Primrose: Stargazing
February 22nd, 2017Welcome, Jr. Wizards! This week, Aaron and Jeff have been separated by a Dark Magickal Blizzard! For this episode, Aaron will face the challenges of the darkness alone! With only the same prompt to guide them, our Senior Wizards must both create a character and hope that their powers will lead them back to the … Read more
Audio Drama: Family History
February 17th, 2017WELCOME, JUNIOR WIZARDS, to a very special All My Fantasy Children audio drama! Join us as we pay a quick visit to the quiet town of Mudtrap, where a father and son chat about life, family, and digging.