"All My Fantasy Children" Backlog

33. The Empress Plasmagore: To Share an Eternity

April 23rd, 2017

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, after a lovely vacation to Fantasy, Jeff and Aaron return to the dark reaches of space! This journey to new heights is all thanks to an incredible prompt from twitter user @Shannondapper “suggestion: a vampire. But from space?” Behold, our Dark Magickal Thralls! The Empress Plasmagore is born!

32. History Lesson: The Old Moon

April 13th, 2017

Welcome, Junior Wizards, to an All My Fantasy Children History Lesson. Today, we will learn about the Old Moon and The Perilune who ruled it. The past is riddled with questions, and with these lessons, we hope to uncover the secrets of the old.

31. Squash Cornfield: Chef des Ténèbres

April 10th, 2017

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, Jeff and Aaron have gazed into The Dark Magickal Spiral Ham, and it gazed back… Thanks to a prompt (below) from Joe Pavelka, we meet Squash Cornfield, the Archmage Chef. Sometimes an episode is better listened to than read about. Some say the path of pleasure is the opposite way … Read more

30. Rinel and the Forest Fighters

April 4th, 2017

Welcome, Jr Wizards! This week, after allowing the Dark Magickal Spiral Ham to develop some flavors, Jeff and Aaron have returned to the smoke shack to birth a tabletop character! This week, they have used several of @thefoxblood’s prompts, but to start… “A Kobold. That’s it. Have at it. #Koboldprompt” At long last! A Kobold! … Read more

28. Ravenspire: Fullpunk Achemist

March 13th, 2017

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, the Super Ham Brothers handle one of their most powerful clogs to date! The only way down this Dark Magickal Drainpipe is by channeling the energy granted by a prompt from @rkreutzlandry “A rock (and roll) gnome who died in a pyrotechnic display and has returned as a ghost” to … Read more

All My Fantasy Secrets: 1

March 8th, 2017

Welcome, Junior Wizards! The Spiral Ham has unexpectedly released a torrent of Dark Magicks, revealing a glimpse of All My Fantasy Secrets, our Patreon-exclusive series! Aaron and Jeff wanted to share our January episode in order to give you a taste of what the Dark Magickal Patreon Ham offers to those willing to stare into … Read more

27. Piera Spencer: Knick-knack Baddie-whack

March 4th, 2017

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, with the end of the Dark Magickal Blizzard, Jeff and Aaron have been reunited and can once more gaze into the Spiral Ham! The Ham’s energy traveled through a prompt from @Swordgirlfriend on Twitter “A mage who just wants to be a rogue” To create Piera Spencer! With the help … Read more

26. Trance Halford: Go Galactic

February 27th, 2017

Welcome, Jr. Wizards! This week, we catch up with Jeff as he braves the Dark Magical Blizzard that separated him and Aaron! Armed with the prompt, “an astronomer who searches among the stars in hopes to find an answer to their personal insecurities,” Jeff scans the galaxy for a way back to the Dark Magical … Read more

25. Primrose: Stargazing

February 22nd, 2017

Welcome, Jr. Wizards! This week, Aaron and Jeff have been separated by a Dark Magickal Blizzard! For this episode, Aaron will face the challenges of the darkness alone! With only the same prompt to guide them, our Senior Wizards must both create a character and hope that their powers will lead them back to the … Read more

Audio Drama: Family History

February 17th, 2017

WELCOME, JUNIOR WIZARDS, to a very special All My Fantasy Children audio drama! Join us as we pay a quick visit to the quiet town of Mudtrap, where a father and son chat about life, family, and digging.