Last year, a sleepy town in Rhode Island was shaken to its core when a mysterious, sexy stranger moved to town. Now, Blackcliffe is caught in the grip of a mummy’s sensual curse. After a year of betrayal, dark magic, and FCC-safe sex, can our heroes live normal lives? What does normal even mean anymore!?

About the Author
James D’Amato, the world’s foremost Kobold advocate, moved to Chicago in 2010 to train at Second City and iO in the art of improvisational comedy. He now uses that education to introduce new people to role-playing, and teach die-hard Grognards new tricks.

10 comments on 83. Monsterhearts

  1. Matchstickman says:

    Extra early episode!

  2. ZacWilliam says:

    Bravo. That was definitely one of the most fun episodes ever you guys! I would 100% watch Sarcophagus every single week. And buy some Cat Food for my dogs (we don’t have cats).

  3. abookfulblockhead says:

    So, I didn’t even get to the end of the podcast before I had friends begging me to run this game. This is going to be great.

    Also, that Hideous Laughter line was brilliant.

  4. wanderingbishop says:

    Sorry Kat, I’m with James on this one – that was a BRILLIANT joke 😛

  5. ElectricSid says:

    I need more Sarcophagus!! I can’t wait for the sexy black lagoon monsters!! All this needs its own podcast (Campaing 2?)

    This episode was great!

    PS: “Sexy Sex” is the best tag ever!

  6. Solicitor 6 says:

    One of my all-time favorite episodes! I second the need for Sarcophagus to become Campaign 2. You need to bring in a fourth to play the older, sexy professor.

    I think the overall highlight was how well James, Kat, and Spike did the right level of bad acting for their characters, emphasizing it was a TV show (along with the countless product placements for Scion). Chet’s delivery was more wooden then Pinocchio; Felix had that perfect Sarah Michelle Gellar melodrama; and Marie was perfectly over the top “exotic” and “ethnic.”

  7. Captain Mal says:

    The intro song for Sexy Mummy has got to be walk like an Egyptian

    1. Captain Mal says:

      *Sarcophagus not Sexy Mummy

  8. mixmastermind says:

    “The last taboo of course being sexy Creature from the Black Lagoon.”

    And now it won an Oscar.

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