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Kat Kuhl is a living spell cast by the Urwitch to summon beautiful stories into this world. She possesses the intellect of any three men of genius, a comprehensive knowledge of all things that never were, and eyes of a deeply hypnotic quality that strike fear into the hearts of the wicked.

Not Episode Twenty One

Episode Card 21LIES

Episode 21. What are the words I can say? Likely the best episode we’ve recorded yet. Likely the best we’ll ever record. Say what you want about Episode 21, but we were on task the whole time.

Episode Twenty

Episode Card 20Leenik spends an entire combat sitting on the floor of a warehouse.

 

 

Episode Nineteen

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The crew has a few hours to kill before they’re supposed to hit their second drop of the night, so they fill the time as only tourists can. Two words: Ghost. Tour.

87. Chainmail Bikini

His grace Duke Dukington of Wormcastle has put a call out seeking adventurers to rid his private hunting grounds of an unseen menace. Dirtbag and the Bravehearts have answered the call.

 

 
HAZEL NEWLEVANT
MOLLY OSTERTAG
AATMAJA PANDYA
AMANDA SCURTI

Episode Eighteen

Episode 18

 

Ah, that classic RPG moment when the GM talks to herself in character for far too long. We’re playing for realsies now! It’s also time to make the trek back to Guns Guns Gun 2 (even more guns).

Star Was Lingo Notes:

Glee Anselm: A water planet. Best known as the Nautolan home planet.

Ducky: Good

Aurek: Roughly the letter “A” Aurek is the first letter of the Aurebesh (basic) alphabet.

Lambs: Folks on the lamb – fugitives

Frink: A Corellian expletive

Frang: A Twi’lek expletive

 

Flashback: Episode Three

A New DopeWe’re at the end of our first flashback, and Trystan Valentine, Binbon, and Jubna are about to get up to risky business. They’ve unanimously decided it’s time to backstab jerkwad smuggler Jacinto Reth. But, in order to do so, they’re going to need to call upon Teemo the Hutt.
Special thanks to our guest players Stephen Kroppa and Mike Migdall! You two are the gundark’s pajamas.

 

Flashback: Episode Two

Looking to make a quick butt full of credits Trystan Valentine and his friends Binbon and Jubna have agreed to sneak into a Hutt controlled spaceport and steal commandeered cargo from Teemo the Hutt. Naturally this lead to a singing competition.

Flashback: Episode One

A New DopeWhen a mysterious smuggler breaks into the home of a young Trystan Valentine, he offers Tryst and his friends what could be the deal of a lifetime.

Much to learn, we still have.

Sad Stromtrooper 2

Hello, Heroes.

We’ve run into a problem with audio on this week’s episode. The file is corrupted beyond our current ability to repair.

While we’re still trying to salvage the recording, I’m afraid this week’s episode is a no-go. I apologize. We will try to make this up to you in the future.

Some further bad news is that I’m going to be out of town this weekend, so there’s no possibility that the boys and I can record a legitimate episode. This corrupted recording accounted for the next 3 episodes, and we’re all tightly scheduled out during that time.

We’ll figure out content for next week, but can’t promise it’s going to be a continuation of the plot.

What can you do? Sometimes the Death Star blows up on you.

You win this week, faulty audio, but we’ll rise again and become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

On the brighter side of things, if these corrupted files can’t be salvaged, I promise we’ll release them into whatever clandestine chronicles we keep. I liked a lot of what we had going on, and think you will to.

Until next time, Peace is a lie. There is only passion.

 

Episode Seventeen

Episode 17

The Mynock crew sets down on Mandalore, and pretty much just shops. That’s practically the entire episode.